This personalised Beech Wooden Tape Measure is a fun and useful gift for him Find out how big your things are compared to everything else"Attention: Objects may appear longer than they actually are when measured with this tape measure.Proceed with confidence... and a pinch of skepticism!" Here's a tape measure for the man who's always been 'the measure of all things.' From fixing things that weren't broken to measuring just how much patience he has left, you've always been the master of DIY and dad jokes.Thanks for teaching us to 'measure twice, cut once'...and for always cutting loose with your sense of humor!" beech wood